Italian Mafia DHV (Mystery)

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Date Posted: 2003/10/31 05:37:00 PM EST
Author: Mystery <unknown email address>
Subject: Italian Mafia DHV routine

DHV routine for a group, or C&T routine:

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

"Grandson, I wanna you lisina to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated
.38 revolver so you will alwaysa remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leaving me your Rolex
watch instead?"

"You lisina to me. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna hava a
beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a coupla bambino.

Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another
man.

Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to your watch and say, TIMESA UP "