So my dad came into town on Friday and I went out with him to club central for a little bit. Not my type of spot but this was the first time ever going out with my dad to a bar so I figured, what the hell, it'll be good times. My dad used an opening line that I stole from him and eventually used to lay a smoking hot 21 year old in 3 days. I've been on a mission to get 50 phone numbers and have a lay rate of at least 30% and started last Thursday.
So this chick is texting on her phone like crazy and my dad goes up to her and says "my phone number is 602-555-1234" and she starts laughing and is opened.
Nothing eventful happened that night but I did steal that line so it was worth it.
Saturday rolls around and it's my dads last night in town and he wants to go to this kick back with a friend of his but I was on a mission to "get it in" so I was gonna either go to Old town or Mill Avenue for Halloween. So the calls and texts are coming in with options, some friends are going to E4 but I refuse to pay $30 just because its Halloween so I eventually meet some friends on Mill Avenue.
Ended up at Cherry Lounge and spent $10 to get in, that place is hella whack but my friends wanted to go so I followed them. 2pm rolls around and my good friend whose always asking me for advice on hookin' up is outside, I meet him and tell him I'm on a mission to "get it in" (get laid). As were walking down the sidewalk, its packed and my buddy is just saying 'whats up' to a whole bunch of dudes and I'm shaking my head telling this fool 'let's get rejected' but he's just saying wats up to homies and then I spot her, she was about 5'7", nice slim body with a curvy bottom and a beautiful face, I tell my boy, I'm gonna go get at her. I make a bee line towards her, she looks like she's in a bad mood, arms crossed and uninviting. So some fat guy is being loud and obnoxious talking to her friends and go up to her and say "hey, do you know this guy, cuz if you don't i'm gonna kick his ass", she says no, I take two steps towards him like im gonna punch him then turn around and go back towards her with a smile on my face, it gets a little chuckle, so I small talk her about not getting dressed for Halloween, I tell her she shouldn't cross her arms because it looks uninviting, I ask why her face was long, she's not really engaging me but she starts texting on her phone and I tell her "by the way my phone number is 602-618-...." lol and whaddaya know, she starts entering it in her phone
to my surprise lol, so I tell her my name and her friend is clowning me saying that's not my real name, go back and forth with her for a second and leave with the digits. The girl was so cold I was for sure I wouldn't get a reply from her if I texted her the next day. We'll call her HBCurves
Eventually one of my buddies friends is on a mission like me so were talking to almost every attractive girl in our path, it was the most fun I had gaming in a while, it was nuts, I did the same "my number is..." to a girl and she ended up calling me the next day lol. Finally we ended the night gaming two super hot 18 year olds, we didn't know they were 18 until late in the interaction. One of the girls was walking barefoot and I opened with " you better be careful walking barefoot, you may catch an STD, you don't know whats on the ground out here." Ended up not closing as 18 is too young for me and I would have felt bad for some reason. They ended up telling us we were the coolest guys they met all night.
So I text HBCurves at like 3:20, I say 'hey' pass out, wake up the next day with a text from her ten minutes later. I was asleep though so texted her the next day, didn't text her anything like "it was nice meeting you" or anything like that, I pretty much by the 6th text message from me was asking her to kick it, I've found that it works really well when you suggest hanging out early in the interaction instead of sending b/s texts forever because the girls that are down to party will be very open to hanging out. You'll know which girls are serious and which ones are full of $hit and will give you the runaround. Here's our back n forth.
Me: Whats up, your homegirl was a trip last night, makin' fun of my name lol, what's up with you?
Her:lol, she was super drunk, sorry, Im in bed hungover, how was your night?
Me:Great since I met you lol, it was ok, I passed out abt 5 min after I texted you. Got out late, what spots do you normally hit up?
Her: I never go out, honestly lol that was a first in a while, how do you spell your name, I'm sure it's not right lol, where do you usually go? How old are you?
Me: (told her my name) I live about 8 min from old town and 5 min from mill, I'm 27 btw how about you?
Her: Oh ok I live very far lol and will be 22 on the 4th you dont look your age
Me: Lol story of my life, I get that all the time, black folks age well though, I'm glad you wasn't too drunk to 4get how I look though, where do you live?
Her: Lol thats good and I live in Glendale
Me: Lol that would be a looooong walk, luckily I have a car so it's like 25 min away lol, we should kick it whenever you're free
Her: yeah that sounds good
I'd love to get out and relax
Me: That's what's up, how does your week look like?
Her: I work 12-9:30 for the next week but tomorrow (monday) till 3
Me: Ok cool, well I'm free whenever, I work till 5:30 during the week, we can kick it tomorrow if that works for you (I aint wasting no time lol) are you close to westgate?
Her: Ya, I'm like 5-10 min away
Me: Alright cool, or we can goto Zuma, so is Monday good?
Her: ya that's cool, what is Zuma lol
Me: It's a spot on Mill that's jumpin' on Monday. It'll be fun, guaranteed or your money back lol (your welcome for that line lol)
The sooner the better when you're trying to hook up with an attractive lady, if not, she'll meet someone else and forget about you (usually). I pinned her down for monday saying we'd go to crown and then zuma, she was down. Awesome, I'm gonna lay this chick in 2 days right?
So Monday comes around, she asked for my pic, stupid young girls always asking me to send a pic, lucky for me I'm easy on the eyes so I never scare the chicks off, she thought I was cute, we were supposed to hang out but something came up, she apologized, rescheduled for Tuesday. I DID NOT get upset, that's key by the way, I was actually understanding and said we'll kick it Tuesday, it's important you don't upset and scare the chick off.
Anyway we made plans for Tuesday and Tuesday evening she cancels on me saying "sorry my family did something for me on my bday and I didn't kno, lets hang out tomorrow" ok I was pissed now but didn't show it, I wasn't understanding though but was aloof.
Her:Can we tomorrow, I'm doing my bday thing with my family they just surprised me
Me: Are you going out this wknd?
Her:IDK I hope so lol
Me: IDK I guess tomorrow will work, I dont have anything planned
Her:Ok sorry, I didnt know they were gonna do this
I usually reply right back to her as she does the same but this time I didn't plan on hitting her up again
(20 min later)
Her: Nevermind lets hang out tonight
Me: U sure
Her: Ya
I guess less is always more.
Anyway go all the way to Glendale to pick her up, she's very pretty, I can't stop staring at her face as she is really easy on the eyes, I tell her this and she's telling me to stop but she's loving it. we stop at my spot, shes admiring my nice furniture that I paid nothing for as it was from my last relationship, (thanks ex
) she does a shot and we head to Dirty Pretty.
She's not really feeling it as the crowd is older than what she normally hangs out with I guess and her arms are folded, I keep knocking her arms down lol, she eventually warms up after a couple of shots and starts dancing with me, she grinds with me pretty much all night, it was awesome lol, I was feeling on her sexy body all night and was getting very aroused by her. I try to kiss her but she pushes me away constantly, not a big deal as IMO, in venue makeouts are kind of tacky and not discreet IMO. A few guys talk to her and she talks to them back eventually flirting with one and giving her number out. Im standing watching with a buddy whose a security guard and he's like "yo, your girl is talking to that dude" I'm like "she's leaving with me, I dont care, she ain't my lady," he pulls out his phone and my boy is like "yo, he's gamin' yo chick, that's disrespectful."
I told him, if she starts making out with him, she can walk back to Glendale lol, she eventually gives him her number, ehh whatever, I'm chatting my boy and she's comes up to me and is like "are you ready?" I wink at my boy and we leave together, lol logistics in my favor haha. We leave and I'm a little quiet but not upset, she asks whats wrong, knowing I wasn't feeling dudes talking to her but I stay cool and keep my frame, I never get pissed as I know she's mine regardless.
So we get in the car, she says she needs to be home by 2:30, I tell her how hot she is and that she was turning me on bla bla bla, we start making out at every stop light and I know its on. I'm trying to find a reason to swing by my pad so I can smash her up but she's resisting. Girls are notorious for making the $hit difficult by sabotaging the situation even though they want it (fkin retards). Anyway I lie and say I forgot my debit card at home and need to stop and get it, she's not buying it, saying she'll buy me gas, she just nees to be home, ok, so we continue making out at every stop, it eventually gets heavy at one stop and I tell her I wanna make out some more, she suggests we pull over at the qt on the way to glendale, we pull into a parking spot, make out, I climb ontop of her, tell her we need to go to the back, she's saying no, she didn't shave, she just wants to make out lol, I continue but try n turn her on some more, I eventually am on top of her but in an uncomfortable position, suggest the back seat, she gets in the back, I tell her I have condoms, (I got 'em everywhere, ya never kno when) she's cool, tell's me to put one on, we do it in the back seat, she get's off, I don't bc im in the back seat lol, then she drives my car to her place, I give her a kiss, she goes off, I eventually text my bouncer buddy who was worried about her talking to other dudes "smashed lol, haha told you homey"
2 phone numbers, 1 lay (50%) , the other was a business card this local model gave me, wtf is that all about? I can only call between 9-5, too bad I'm working then. Anyway I spent $50 bucks on drinks as it was HBCurves birthday and got her in her birthday suit, totally worth it. I accomplished my goal of "gettin' it in" and got laid in 3 days. Thanks dad.
Happy Sarging.
