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Here at ArizonaPU-HQ We are investigating this shocking story, and quite frankly we just don’t know what to make of it at this time. What a SHOCKER! Earlier this morning we received an undisclosed fedex containing several authentic looking photographs, magazine cuttings, and an FBI dossier which tell a convincing story that Matador from VH1’s The Pickup Artist was actually Bat Boy as a Child! That would go a long way to explain just why he was unable to attract women at an early age. “Being the TERRORIZING BAT BOY is something that could definitely stick with you, and effect your self esteem later on in life.” Stacy our office assistant was quoted as saying after a noticeable shudder, upon seeing the evidence.